Sosa, Canseco and steroid laughs

First, it looks like Sammy the Bull Sosa brought his recent “outing” from Major League Baseball’s 2003 trial year of theoretically anonymous steroid testing on himself.

Hey, Sammy, if you’re going to be both hypocritical and arrogant enough to attribute all your numbers to “perseverance” while you “calmly wait for induction into the Hall of Fame,” you’re asking to be outed.

And, I’m with Tim Brown in the rest of his column. Hats off to the anonymous Galahad who’s outed Sosa, and, I presume, A-Roid earlier this year. Two down, 102 to go.

Meanwhile, self-admitted cheat and America’s Original Juicer™, Jose Canseco, is suing MLB and the players’ union because he’s been, I quote “ostracized” for his roiding.

And, really going for the yucks, he’s going to have Sammy the Bull and Rafael (No, that Viagra isn’t actually for gonad-shrunken ME) Palmeiro join him, he hopes.