Celebrate steamy nights with Gwyneth Paltrow

Inside the mood for hot romance? Men, are you or the lady also into alt-med? A fan of Gwynneth Paltrow and her steamed vagina?

She's here for you. For just $75, you can get this Paltrow allegedly vagina-scented candle.

Kind o like this?

That night's gonna be REAL romantic.

And, you're gonna be a $75 poorer sucker.

At The Cut, Goopster friend Douglas Little puts his spin on how the two of them made this. As part of that, he goes snobby in response to Martha Stewart and says "this was never intended for the masses."

Bullshit and marketing-speak right there.

Don't make yourself $75 poorer by buying one, even though Little says they're back in stock.

Coming out of the closet in Hollywood

Not the gay closet, but theconservative closet.

Andrew Breitbart, the conservative founder of Breitbart.com, has launched the website "Big Hollywood" as a cyberspace watering hole for Tinseltown conservatives, complete with space for crocodile tears over their allegedly losing movie roles for breaking Hollywood's liberal omerta.

Seriously, Hollywood has few actual liberals, but many "cause celebrities." And, it has little power to blacklist. In other words, cry me a river, Kelsey Grammar.

‘Liberal’ Hollywood doesn’t always want to be green

Like Pierce Brosnan, sniffing at the idea of limiting his next domicile to 2,400 square feet in order to get LEED certification.

Or other people complaining because LEED is too “inflexible.”

(Obviously, people like you complainers would cheat if LEED were more flexible, which is why it needs to be “rigidly honest,” not “inflexible.”)

Besides that, LEED has four certification levels. If you don’t want to jump through all the hoops, fine, just don’t shoot for platinum-level recognition.

That’s the problem with actors. Due to what they do for a living, most of them wouldn’t recognize hypocrisy if it bit them in the ass. And, that’s part of why many liberal actors are such foot-in-mouth types when it comes to getting involved with politics.