SocraticGadfly: 12/28/25 - 1/4/26

January 03, 2026

Texas Progressives say belated happy new year

The Texas Progressive Alliance has got its cup of kindness yet ready as it brings you this week's year-ending roundup.

Off the Kuff learned something new about whooping cough and its case levels in Texas.

SocraticGadfly looked at discussion of the TikTok "selloff" and called bullshit 

Neil at Houston Democracy Project thanked excellent Houstonians quick to reply to Patriot Front morons on Montrose overpasses.

Texas Monthly presents the annual Bum Steer awards.

Your Local Epidemiologist reports that we narrowly dodged a vaccine disaster, for now.

The Fort Worth Report confirms that Texas is in fact ranked among the lowest nationwide in women's health care.

The Waco Bridge previews the Connally ISD takeover by the TEA.

The San Antonio Report introduces us to Leah Meyer and the Mermaid Cafe, whose mission is to employ people with disabilities. 

 

January 02, 2026

A Cornell prof unethically asked my opinions on R/AskHistorians

And boy, did they get it.

The survey, led by Stanford prof Sarah Gilbert, asked a number of questions about people who had recently been banned. 

It took me 2/3 of the screens to get to that part, and I told them straightforwardly.

That said, I did NOT notice at first in the chat message that this was being shared with mods at r/askhistorians.

I am going to quote the full chat message:

CivilServantBot 12:30 PM  Participate in a Cornell survey to study community norms and participation in AskHistorians 
Hi TheSocraticGadfly, 
We are a group of researchers at Cornell University who are working with the mods of r/AskHistorians on a survey that will help us understand the relationship between community rules, norms and participation. 
You have been randomly selected to participate in the survey because you were either temporarily or permanently banned in r/AskHistorians in the last six months and we are interested in learning your perspective. 
The survey will take approximately 15 minutes to complete and will ask questions about your participation patterns in r/AskHistorians, why you participate(d), your perception of its community norms, your experience with algorithmically generated content and recommender systems, and demographic questions. We will not ask you for personally identifiable information. The survey has been approved by Cornell’s IRB: IRB0149466 and will be open until January 4 2026. 
If you would like to proceed with the survey, click on the following link: https://cornell.ca1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_7OqguxY50t1Ed2S 
If you have any questions or concerns, please reach out to the lead researcher, Dr. Sarah Gilbert on Reddit via DM to u/SarahAGilbert or email sarah.gilbert@cornell.edu. Or, you can contact Cornell’s Institutional Review Board (IRB) for Human Participants at 607-255-6182 or access their website at https://researchservices.cornell.edu/offices/IRB. 
We will share survey results on r/AskHistorians and our website at citizensandtech.org 
Thank you for your consideration! 
Note: this message was sent by a bot. To receive a timely response, please do not respond to this message and instead reach out to Dr. Gilbert or Cornell’s IRB.

Back to where I was.

Not noticing the sharing with mods? 

That's on me.

I also did NOT notice — BECAUSE it wasn't listed — that Gilbert herself is a mod there. In fact, earning some Reddit scrolling bananas, it appears that, per her profile, that's the ONLY place she has any real activity. I went back six months ago, and that's the ONLY sub she was active on. AND, her only activity there, even, was as a mod dropping the banhammer.

That's on them, and per the chat, IMO, that nondisclosure is academically unethical.

It also means the research isn't blinded. 

I did indeed contact the IRB. On Dec. 9, right after realizing this. They replied, saying that they would review the issue and decide if further action were warranted. I responded, asking to be informed if further action were taken and what it was, OR if no further action were taken and if so, why not. Stay tuned.

And, if they don't respond to me by Jan. 4? Given the animus from the current presidential administration to higher education in America, I'm sure I can find the appropriate agency within the current Department of Education to contact. 

Update: I emailed back again on Jan. 4 my original respondent, and said:

Dear. Mr. Gideon: 
Today is Jan. 4, the cutoff date for the Reddit research project. I've heard nothing further from you or the IRB chair to learn what, if any, additional action may be warranted. Even if "none," I don't like being left in the dark. 
Assuming that further "no answer" = "none," I will take possible further steps on my own as I deem warranted.

And, I already know what my possible next steps will be. 

Update, Jan. 6: TLDR is Mr. Gideon admits the research kind of screwed the pooch but they're moving on and so should I:

Thank you again for contacting our IRB office with your concern about a Cornell human participant research study. My team has looked into this, and the approved IRB protocol did include the information that Dr. Gilbert is a moderator for one of the subreddits from which she and her collaborators planned to recruit participants; however, only some of the approved recruitment materials made this explicit. The research team has since amended their protocol to make this extra clear for future rounds of recruitment.

I am then offered this:

One other important, relevant note: while some specific Reddit users such as yourself were targeted with an invitation to participate in this study, the actual survey is completely anonymous, with no link between Reddit usernames or other personally identifiable information and survey responses. There is no way for Dr. Gilbert to know what specific Reddit users said in response to the survey. That is also now being made explicitly clear in subsequent informed consent materials for this study.

Still no bueno. I probably wouldn't have participated, even if anonymized (theoretically, in actuality, this is the internet) and even if I had, would not have given the in-depth answers I did. (Gilbert and I are both on Reddit after all, still.) That said, it is interesting that Cornell recognizes this wasn't totally clear at the start.

I guess Cornell really is for the birds? 

And, beyond questionable academic ethics, re not junking the replies already obtained from people like me who didn't know Gilbert was/is a moderator?

There's the questionable ethics period of lack of trust.

US DOE doesn't really have a forum for reporting something like this; I will see what might be available in the way of private-sector monitoring agencies. 

December 31, 2025

Time for those fake New Year's resolutions

I am riffing on a semi-regular annual New Year's column in my newspapers. It’s time for my New Year’s resolutions for other people, along with a few belated Christmas gifts.

These are mainly snarky, but serious ones are in the mix as well. Let’s start there.

So, for Jethro Jerry Jones, if I had the magic power to gift you this, it would be a playoff appearance. But, not just any playoff appearance. Instead, a rematch of the regular season game, the kissing not your sister but Micah Parsons tie with the Green Bay Packers. That said, your Cowboys appear to have fallen short of any playoff appearance, and Micah Parsons’ knee has interrupted a rematch.

For all non-Republican political parties in Texas (“all” means there’s more than one), a resolution to get more political candidates. 

For Cooper Flagg? The first-ever Jason Kidd Rookie Point Guard of the Year award.

For the Joker, aka Big Honey, aka Nicola Jokic? Winning that double-double of the NBA rebounding and assists title, and doing it while taking the Denver Nuggets to another NBA title.

UPDATE: Sadly, it looks like he'll miss the 65-game minimum, unless that hyperextended knee has some miracle healing. 

For Major League Baseball fans? A season that doesn’t end with an owners’ lockout after it’s done, or, shades of 1994, a players’ strike before it reaches the finish lines.

For Brandon Gill, a town hall in the area. Ask Ernest Lineberger what they are if you need to. Maybe Gavin Solomon and Robert Chick can find 20,000 mules to help convey you to one before the end of February. That said, Republicans in my area appear to have you covered.

December 29, 2025

Science news roundup: Herbicides not oak wilt, orcas and dolphins

The first one is as what my header indicates. Herbicides, not oak wilt, are causing serious problems for oak trees in the midwestern US states. One problem is that few people recognize it as a problem worth monitoring. A second problem is that agribusiness-beholden states are loath to enforce laws against herbicide misuse already on the books. Dicamba, "shockingly," is one of the biggest problems. It's been made worse by creation of "Dicamba Ready" soybeans. (Due to copyright, they can't actually be called that, but that's what they are — a dicamba-resistant analogue to Roundup Ready beans.)

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Sorry, Massimo, but contra this piece, Thales probably did NOT predict the famous 515 BCE eclipse and I even mentioned that to you before. And, of course, what he did know about partial success in predictions came from Babylon. See here, as well as on Thales' life in general. EVERY claim about Thales as a natural scientist is anecdotal and was regarded as such 2,000 years ago, if not 2,400 or more.

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Orcas and dolphins team-hunting? Not your norm by any means, but in the US Pacific Northwest, they're doing just that to nab salmon. The orcas use the dolphins as scouts; the dolphins, who don't normally eat salmon, likely get protection from this Northern Resident pod of orcas against other, dolphin-eating orcas.