SocraticGadfly: shark-jumping ideas
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Showing posts with label shark-jumping ideas. Show all posts

September 20, 2024

"Introducing," and spoofing and skewering, Mark Robinson; and Clarence Thomas; and Glenn Greenwald; and Ashley Madison; among others

North Carolina's Republican gubernatorial candidate had already made himself easily, easily spoofable, but per CNN digging up a whole new set of trash from his past, he's done a bigly, MAGA-sized shark jumping. As in, a whole school of sharks.

But, rather than just share his comments in response to the CNN piece on Twitter, I thought they needed quot-tweets, that included involving the other names.

Sorry if there's any part of the tweets you can't read. I'll try to take the time to transcribe to plain text, but, there's a reason you can't read the tweets.

So:

And:

And:

For background on Blue Glenn, go here. (You'll also see the King James Version claims of how he met David Miranda debunked.)

And:

And:

See here for the Ashley Madison if you were asleep at the switch yesterday.

And:

And:

There you go.

Well, no, because I realized that Simon and Garfunkel had covered this:

THERE you go.

February 13, 2009

Instant coffee at Starbucks?

If this idea ain’t either smearing lipstick on the pig or Starbucks officially jumping the shark, I don’t know what is.

And, who the Hell is going to pay a full buck for instant coffee?