It’s hard to imagine where you could find another pair of such sleep-inducing performers. …
As speakers, both Petraeus and Crocker are guilty of unbearable sesquipedalianism. …
If Crocker’s collection of these broken shards of verbal crockery were eliminated from his testimony, everyone there would get home at least an hour earlier.
Petraeus commits a different assault on the listener. And on the language. In addition to his own pedantic delivery, there is his turgid vocabulary. It reminds you of Copspeak, a language spoken nowhere on earth except by cops and firemen when talking to “Eyewitness News.”
Read on for much more hilarity.
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