Calling Todd Palin’s secessionist bluff

Note to Todd Palin:

Go ahead and take your Alaskan Independence Party and secede. With the way Alaskan oil production has dropped off in the last few years, to fall well behind Texas and Louisiana, and the money the rest of us would save not paying you Commies $213 per person , we’d come out ahead of you WOULD secede.

In a decade, you’d run out of oil money to replace the federal tit, run out of oil, find that ANWR doesn’t have that much oil, and probably piss off Canada so much it would block Mayor Whazzup’s gas pipeline.