Yes, it’s apparently true that the King of Pop, the King of Pedophilia, the King of Pepsi Hair Fires, the King of Perversion (got any more P-words?) is dead.
As for “Iranians suspected”?
Hey, it’s possible that Supreme Leader Ali Khatemei had Jacko (I’ve got to get “Jacko” out of my system now that he’s dead) given drugs to induce his fatal heart attack.
What better way to get the Iranian beatdown of street protestors off the front page, and, in Iran, not too long before Friday prayers?
Geez, these mullahs will stop at nothing.
Besides, if I’m going to write a New York Post header, I’m going to write a New York Post story to go under it.
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