Don’t piss off Bob Novak!

Boy, if you’re John McCain, who’s still shaky with many conservatives, stepping on the cape of the Superman of insider conservative columnists like cheaply using a $2 whore PR agent for a few minutes of news diversion away from Obama — when we’re not even to Labor Day, no less — is pretty stupid.

“I since have been told by certain people that this was a dodge,” Novak lamented. “They were trying to get a little publicity to rain on Obama’s campaign. That’s pretty reprehensible, if it’s true.”

Good luck getting favorable analysis of your party platform or campaign strategy in future months.