Scat, Santa, Scat!
The dude in red was jiving and SCATing in Somerville, Mass., Dec. 16. He was talking on Somerville Community Access Television.
Scat on Christmas Eve, but not Christmas Day ...
Scat, yes, if you're disabled, you can get a paratransit lift Dec. 24 in Greensboro, N.C., with the Specialized Community Area Transportation Service, but you're scat out of luck Christmas day.
A Scatload of trouble in Louisiana ...
The SCAT-masters of Ouachita Parish's Special Crimes Apprehension Team busted Prientess Lyons for selling fake-label merchandise. Click the link to find out just how bad Lyons' scatload of trouble is.
Another Scatload of trouble in Iowa ...
Iowa City's Street Crimes Action Team have closed a "ninja" robbery. Oh, do police choose these acronyms deliberately? I'm now thinking about George Carlin's "shit" routine, speaking of cops.
And a real Scatload of trouble in Vermont...
Two Massachusetts men were busted there for illegal bear hunting. Bear scat was among the clues that gave the duo away. Again, click the link to see what sort of trouble their scat-terbrained behavior could earn.
Scat for those in need
Bev Bender makes scat, or scats in the plural. And gives scats to those in need in Toledo, Ohio. Clilck the link to have the mystery solved.
Scat away the crazies?
Not quite. That's what his lyrics say, but Jewish songster Shauly Grossmann instead pissed off a bunch of ultra-Orthodox who thought he was being too irreverent to rabbis. Maybe he should have stuck to Hanukkah Harry knockoffs instead.
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