GM now worth half of Avon — irony alert

Besides “a pittance,” or other one-liners, GM is now worth:
• One half of Avon;
• One third of Carnival;
• One-fourth of Yahoo, which has itself sucked as of late;
• One fifth of eBay, etc.

And, in the ultimate irony, GM is now worth one-66th of ExxonMobil.