She's here for you. For just $75, you can get this Paltrow allegedly vagina-scented candle.
Kind o like this?
That night's gonna be REAL romantic.
And, you're gonna be a $75 poorer sucker.
At The Cut, Goopster friend Douglas Little puts his spin on how the two of them made this. As part of that, he goes snobby in response to Martha Stewart and says "this was never intended for the masses."
Bullshit and marketing-speak right there.
Don't make yourself $75 poorer by buying one, even though Little says they're back in stock.
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