Brainworm Bobby may have some small bit of good

Per unlicensed pseudo-medical practitioners trying to kill people by injecting them with peptides, we need more of this, but with some actual "success," per a Swiftian modest proposal.

Having a great die-off for people in their late 50s might make "Social Security a Bit More Semi-Healthy Again."

You can't die before your early 50s at the earliest. You need to pay those FICA taxes for decades.

You can't die after age 67 and your FRA for Social Security; you don't need to drain money from the system.

But, within a 15-year sweet spot? Knock yourselves out, or do more than knocking yourselves out.