The lies of a Californicating wingnut in Tex-ass

We're just going to spell this out via my set of Tweets, with some added framework:

First, there's the beginning of my take:

A wingnut (presumably from the OC) talks about Californicating Tex-ass and trying to become a Texan. There are some truths but plenty of lies here.
Biggest lie is not really owning up to Californicating. Beyond that?https://t.co/5ZW4uutWm6
1/x

— TheRealSocraticGadfly 🥝☢️🌻🌲 (@real_gadfly) April 2, 2024

I add to it the observation that if you didn't know about Tex-ass humidity in the first place, you're a Dum Fuq right there.

Then we go to her claims that you can see oh so many stars in Tex-ass. (I suppose she's one of those Californicating wingnuts who has been hypnotized by "Deep in the Heart of Texas" from two many two-stepping classes). She also talks about the so many national parks in Texas.

To all that? This:

First, contra .@BridgetPhetasy there's plenty of places to see stars in California: Death Valley, Mojave Natl Preserve, Joshua Tree (east side) Lava Beds for starters.
Related? THIS: "There are tons of national parks to explore" is a fat fucking lie. TX has TWO Natl Parks 2/x

— TheRealSocraticGadfly 🥝☢️🌻🌲 (@real_gadfly) April 2, 2024

And a part two:

National Recreation Areas, National Monuments etc. do not count as "national parks." And, IF they DID, they'd count for California, too, which has far more.
Tex-ass is deficient in public land in general. Big problem. 3/x

— TheRealSocraticGadfly 🥝☢️🌻🌲 (@real_gadfly) April 2, 2024

OK there.

Finally, re her attempt at reverse snootiness, I proffered:

2nd, there's plenty of diversity of thought in California, contra your stereotypes. .@BridgetPhetasy
3rd? I'm sure if you go to the right parks in Austin, or Preston Hollow/Highland Parks in the Metromess, or River Oaks in Helltown you'll find nannies in the parks there, too. 4/x

— TheRealSocraticGadfly 🥝☢️🌻🌲 (@real_gadfly) April 2, 2024

And, there you go. Seriously, not sure about Westlake in Austin or Helltown, but I can speak of the Metromess.

My only remaining question is, is she more a conscious liar, or per my "Deep in the Heart," is she more someone who's been brainwashed?