At the same, Bob Jeffress, Rexella, and Jack Van Impe Ministries have to be just as desperate to advertise in an alt-weekly that also carries ads from all the major DFW titty bars.
Looking at the event being advertised, are the pair going to try to do a resurrection of Jack, or what?
On the flip slide of that?
Meanwhile, let's go all biblical on Bob, from Paul himself in 2 Corinthians 6:
15 What harmony is there between Christ and Belial[a]? Or what does a believer have in common with an unbeliever? 16 What agreement is there between the temple of God and idols?
Well, Bob? How do you explain to members of First Baptist when they see that you're trying to cavort with Belial?
Or maybe it's Beelzebul, per Mark 3:
And the teachers of the law who came down from Jerusalem said, “He is possessed by Beelzebul! By the prince of demons he is driving out demons.”
There you go. Robert Jeffress, Lord of the Flies. And Pimper of Trump.
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