I've skewered the cults of Tulsi Gabbard and Pete Buttigieg. I've just skewered, period, both Gabbard and Marianne Williamson. I've even, going back to pre-2016, pointed out that while Bernie is the best Democrat, he's still well short of non-duopoly ideals.
But until now, I've not skewered the #StillWithering cult of Elizabeth Warren that much.
I have, along with many, many others, noted the stupidity of her DNA test — something that plays right to Trump's strength. As someone who grew up in the Southwest and is belatedly repenting of some of his father's comments about American Indians, I've commented on her stereotyping and such — while also using the opportunity to skewer Cherokees for their treatment of Black Cherokees.
But, I've not skewered her cult.
Until now, or rather, until last night on Twitter.
Let's dig in!
Starting with presidential history:
#WheresWarren? Warren G. Harding is in the Oval Office closet with Nan Britton. Everybody knows that.— Nevada Caucus ChairThrower for Dolores Huerta 🚩🌻 (@AFCC_Esq) February 19, 2020
Oh, his polling numbers and other things are ... "about to explode."
Can't go wrong there.
Next, speaking of Warrent, alleged media blackouts, DNA tests, and presidential odds?
#WheresWarren? Holding on for her 1/2020th chance to win Oklahoma?— Nevada Caucus ChairThrower for Dolores Huerta 🚩🌻 (@AFCC_Esq) February 19, 2020
That's about the truth. Got some Oklahoma Cherokee Moon Pie in one of those plagiarized cookbooks of yours?
Where's Warren? Well, he could be all sorts of places, but I just listed one of the ones he mentioned:
#WheresWarren— Nevada Caucus ChairThrower for Dolores Huerta 🚩🌻 (@AFCC_Esq) February 19, 2020
Warren Zevon is at Trader Vic's having a piña colada with the Werewolves of London.https://t.co/V9fOLk8ibi
Ooowww WOOOO!
Well, speaking of President Warrens, besides the one of history, there's two would-be ones:
#WheresWarren? Warren Beatty is considering running to be President Bulworth still.— Nevada Caucus ChairThrower for Dolores Huerta 🚩🌻 (@AFCC_Esq) February 19, 2020
I'm surprised that he didn't pull the trigger in 2000. Did Clinton talk him out of it? Annette Benning? Past girlfriends?
Where's Warren? Spinning his webs in Nebraska.
#WheresWarren? Warren Buffett is where he's always been, oracling away in Omaha while buying the world, one piece at a time.— Nevada Caucus ChairThrower for Dolores Huerta 🚩🌻 (@AFCC_Esq) February 19, 2020
Geico geckos, anybody?
Where's Warren? Trying to find a successor to the Expos!
#WheresWarren? Warren Cromartie is still working to try to bring major league baseball back to Montreal.— Nevada Caucus ChairThrower for Dolores Huerta 🚩🌻 (@AFCC_Esq) February 19, 2020
.@TweetMeHomie Dude, the way Rob Manfred is fucking up MLB right now, do you really WANT a franchise as long as he's in office?
As I said ...
Where's Warren? Six feet under but wishing he could get out, if immaterial souls existed:
#WheresWarren?— Nevada Caucus ChairThrower for Dolores Huerta 🚩🌻 (@AFCC_Esq) February 19, 2020
Earl Warren has been continually turning over in his grave over "The Umpire," John Roberts, for years.
Maybe Rob Manfred and John Roberts could be forcibly switched? Couldn't be any worse for either the Supreme Court or pro baseball, could it?
Where's Warren?
#WheresWarren? I think she's looking for the other 1023/1024ths of the Cherokee Nation with Paul Revere and the Raiders! https://t.co/D4PJvAucxQ— Nevada Caucus ChairThrower for Dolores Huerta 🚩🌻 (@AFCC_Esq) February 19, 2020
Damned if I didn't think of this before!
Where's Warren?
In reality? She's cringing in fear of doze meanie BernieBros, because Culinary 226 claimed somebody threw a chair at their Neera Tanden-loving secretary-treasurer or something. And, of course, nobody's proven anything beyond, as Bernie said, some Twitter yahoos saying something or another.
There is one good thing out of this. It may undercut some Berners' penchant for conspiracy thinking. Yes, many in the MSM may not be enamored of Sanders, and many of them may be ditching Warren on electability grounds. But, some of these things are just .... mistakes.
In reality? She's cringing in fear of doze meanie BernieBros, because Culinary 226 claimed somebody threw a chair at their Neera Tanden-loving secretary-treasurer or something. And, of course, nobody's proven anything beyond, as Bernie said, some Twitter yahoos saying something or another.
There is one good thing out of this. It may undercut some Berners' penchant for conspiracy thinking. Yes, many in the MSM may not be enamored of Sanders, and many of them may be ditching Warren on electability grounds. But, some of these things are just .... mistakes.
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