SocraticGadfly: An orchidometer don’t measure orchids …

February 19, 2009

An orchidometer don’t measure orchids …

Instead, it measures the size of cojones, i.e., stones, i.e., testimacles.

What has brought this word to the world of blogging, let alone news?

A certain perjury trial in the Bay Area.

In yet another of the interminable pretrial wranglings, Barry Bonds’ defense attorneys say his ex-GF, Kimberly Bell, is only a layperson, and therefore has no way of scientifically stating that his balls shrank to the size of BBs. They say only an orchidometer can tell the full truth.

Of course, that conveniently ignores that, in this case, the orchidometer will only give us the “after” picture,

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