In Hobbitton: Reid, Boehner, Cantor and the mythic Ob A'Ma at #Debtmaggon

Harry Reid went Up the Hill to the House of Boehner, the Last Unfriendly House in TPVille. The evil Cantor saw him and began slavering "my precioussss, my preciousss, my precioussss balanced budget amendment." The mythical shapechanger Ob A'Ma was reported to be in the land, and the evil Cantor shuddered at the mention of his name. He refused to see that Ob A'Ma had already crafted his own Ring of Catfood to bind them all. Blinded by his lust for the preciousss, Cantor could not see that Ob A'Ma had voluntarily surrendered many of the powers of his ring to the dwellers of TPVille.