SocraticGadfly

April 23, 2008

Penisblogging on prostates and lynchings

Yes, you read me right
Masturbation fights prostate cancer
Australian researchers say masturbation can lower your prostate cancer risk.
It is believed that carcinogens may build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly, BBC News reported (last week) Wednesday.
There’s even a link to additional stories if you need.
Penis-snatching rumors in Congo
Meanwhile, Congolese men are worried about penis-snatching sorcerers. No truth to the rumors about penis-shrinking warlocks, though that would give a new twist to the old idea of head-shrinkers, eh?

It’s not a laughing matter among more traditionally-minded, or primitive, Africans. In Ghana, 12 men were killed in a lynch mob a decade ago, after being accused of being penis-stealing sorcerers.

The best refutation ever of libertarianism …

Is behavioral economics. Nothing throws a wrench in libertarian spokes better than being able to show, i.e., prove (or show professional proof) that people not only do not make rational economic decisions, they make clearly irrational ones.

I will soon be done with “Predictably Irrational,” a great new introductory book to this issue by a MIT behavioral economist, and posting a review.

No wonder Delta and Northwest want to merge

The two airlines lost a combined $10.5 billion in the first quarter.

That just reinforces my $10.5 billion on their merger, that they’ll be shutting down a couple of their hubs. It’s an easy way to save money.

Moody’s as financial manipulation enabler put in the dock

If there’s a person, creature or corporation more to blame for the subprime crunch, the credit-derivatives crunch, and everything else FUBAR about today’s finance situation, it’s Moody’s the not-so-humble bond-rating service.

Having branched beyond bonds into larger credit ratings, it’s quite arguable, as one person puts it in the story, a preview of a New York Times Magazine story for this coming Sunday, that Moody’s, along with Standard & Poor and Fitch’s, moved from “gatekeepers” to “gate openers.”
Arthur Levitt, the former chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission, charges that “the credit-rating agencies suffer from a conflict of interest — perceived and apparent — that may have distorted their judgment, especially when it came to complex structured financial products.”

No shit. The next couple of webpages of the story read like the financial-world equivalent of politics’ infamous “sausage making” process of legislation.

Here’s stuff Moody’s ignored on one special-purpose vehicle, or SPV:
Moody’s learned that almost half of these borrowers — 43 percent — did not provide written verification of their incomes. The data also showed that 12 percent of the mortgages were for properties in Southern California, including a half-percent in a single ZIP code, in Riverside. That suggested a risky degree of concentration.

And more fun on this same bundle:
In the frenetic, deal-happy climate of 2006, the Moody’s analyst had only a single day to process the credit data from the bank. The analyst wasn’t evaluating the mortgages but, rather, the bonds issued by the investment vehicle created to house them. A so-called special-purpose vehicle — a ghost corporation with no people or furniture and no assets either until the deal was struck — would purchase the mortgages.

In other words, a single guy just spent a business day playing the equivalent of the lotto with a $430 million bundle of papers.

Ironically, if you will, increased federal regulation of things like pension and mutual funds gave Moody’s more things to rate, setting the stage for the dereg hothouse of the late 1990s and on.
Issuers thus were forced to seek credit ratings (or else their bonds would not be marketable). The agencies — realizing they had a hot product and, what’s more, a captive market — started charging the very organizations whose bonds they were rating. This was an efficient way to do business, but it put the agencies in a conflicted position. As (Frank Partnoy, a professor at the University of San Diego School of Law), says, rather than selling opinions to investors, the rating agencies were now selling “licenses” to borrowers. Indeed, whether their opinions were accurate no longer mattered so much. Just as a police officer stopping a motorist will want to see his license but not inquire how well he did on his road test, it was the rating — not its accuracy — that mattered to Wall Street.

Problem is, even before the bubbles started bursting, CDOs were defaulting at a rate higher than traditional bonds, as page 5 notes. But, because a lot of these CDOs were coming from high-volume repeat customers, Moody’s kept the rubber stamp hot.

The Securities and Exchange Commission refused to look at the incestuous nature of the modern credit-rating agency after Enron blew up, despite a directive from Congress. And, of course, in both the House and Senate versions of housing bailout legislation, nobody in Congress is proposing a serious oversight reform bill, not just a nudge to the SEC.

More financial “sausage making” on page 6, from a subprime package called XYZ:
Moody’s monitors began to make inquiries with the lender and were shocked by what they heard. Some properties lacked sod or landscaping, and keys remained in the mailbox; the buyers had never moved in. The implication was that people had bought homes on spec: as the housing market turned, the buyers walked.

By the spring of 2007, 13 percent of Subprime XYZ was delinquent — and it was worsening by the month. XYZ was hardly atypical; the entire class of 2006 was performing terribly. (The class of 2007 would turn out to be even worse.)

But, although Moody’s started re-rating individual mortgage-based bonds by soon after this time, it still didn’t do anything about collateralized debt obligations, or CDOs. And, was using a different set of ratings analysts, and giving ratings without knowing what bonds a particular CDO would buy!
A CDO operates like a mutual fund; it can buy or sell mortgage bonds and frequently does so. Thus, the agencies rate pools with assets that are perpetually shifting. They base their ratings on an extensive set of guidelines or covenants that limit the CDO manager’s discretion.

One misrated CDO was estimated to have a loss potential of 2 percent at the time it was rated triple-A. Latest estimate? At 27 percent; a 16 percent slice of triple-A bonds downgraded all the way to single-B.

It’s clear that only major federal regulation can put this horse back in the barn and keep it there.

Ready for $300 per barrel oil?

That’s what Charles Maxwell says oil will be at by 2020. If 12 years out is too far ahead for you to think or worry, Maxwell says plan for $180/bbl oil by 2015. That’s actually less alarmist in the shorter term than Jim Jubak.

Enviro roundup – Europe goes black while Boeing and Airbus go green

Europe looks to burn more coal
Italy’s top electric producer is switching from oil to coal at a major electric plant. The country as a whole expects to move from 14 to 33 percent on coal-fired electricity in just five years. And it won’t be alone in that time frame:
European countries are expected to put into operation about 50 coal-fired plants over the next five years.

European countries, just like our Preznit, are touting “clean coal.” But really, in terms of global warming, it’s just “mildly less dirty coal.”
“Building new coal-fired power plants is ill conceived,” said James E. Hansen, a leading climatologist at the NASA Goddard Institute for Space Studies. “Given our knowledge about what needs to be done to stabilize climate, this plan is like barging into a war without having a plan for how it should be conducted, even though information is available. We need a moratorium on coal now, with phase-out of existing plants over the next two decades.”

Since most western European countries, with the highly visible exception of France, go nuclear about the idea of nuclear power, and renewables can’t address all the demand, it seems like it’s longer-lasting — and cheaper — but dirtier coal vs. oil or natural gas.

The European Union has pledged to build 12 carbon-capture coal plants, but given that infeasibilities, and not just energy-industry issues, led Bush to scrub the one pilot plant here, I seriously doubt that the EU will deliver the goods. The Enel plant referenced above says it will “experiment” with carbon capture by 2015, but that’s a ways off.

Give the plant credit for other environmental cred, though:
On many other fronts, the new Enel plant is a model of efficiency and recycling. The nitrous oxide is chemically altered to generate ammonia, which is then sold. The resulting coal ash and gypsum are sold to the cement industry.

An on-site desalination plant means that the operation generates its own water for cooling. Even the heated water that comes out of the plant is not wasted: it heats a fish farm, one of Italy’s largest.

Meanwhile, it appears Enel has nothing to learn from U.S. Big Coal:
(An environmental group) says that Enel has won approval for a dangerous new coal plant by buying machines for a local hospital and by carrying out a public relations campaign. Enel advertisements for the project show a young girl erasing a plant’s smokestack.

Pretty slick.
Boeing, Airbus look to cooperate
The world’s top two aircraft builders signed a cooperation deal to reduce air travel’s environmental impact.

And, by working for global interoperability in air traffic management, it may just declutter the runways at London Heathrow, JFK, LAX, etc. Beyond that, the two companies are looking at other areas of environmental cooperation.