May 27, 2015

Get your froth out, Santorum's running again

Rick Santorum — I think that
even the smile looks frothy.
Ahh, who can forget four years ago, when Rick Santorum decided that god had called him to up the nutbar by running for president, and then called gay sex bestiality and pedophilia? Beyond that, who can forget that then, in response, columnist Dan Savage started his naming contest that, as Mother Jones reminds us, gave us the classic definition of "santorum":
The winner suggested giving Santorum's name to describe "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex."

We need not forget, we must not forget, since he's running for Prez again. And, I like this description: Ted Cruz with George W. Bush baggage.

That said, maybe he's just being a stalking horse vice presidential nominee candidate for Sen. Huckleberry J. Butchmeup, who's considering his own run.

Maybe, per former president James Buchanan and Alabama Sen. William Rufus King, we could have Miss Nancy and Aunt Fancy comments entering the political world again.

Update, June 1: Huckleberry's making it official.

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