SocraticGadfly: Where IS Farris Wilks?

May 07, 2026

Where IS Farris Wilks?

The Monthly wonders what happened to Farris Wilks.  Reportedly, there's been some sort of break with fellow bazillionaire nutbar Tim Dunn, but it doesn't say what that might be about?

Maybe a gay relationship on the down low imploded? "Just asking questions," wingnuts. Deal with it.

Semi-seriously, or more than that, the piece says that the two started shorting out over the Nick Fuentes' brouhaha in late 2023, a meeting with Wilks and Dunn operatives that also included Matt Rinaldi and Former Fetus Forever Fuckwad Jonathan Stickland. (Ahh, who can forget him? The Texas GOP pretty much has.)

Apparently this got deeper in June 2024 when Wilks may have been the unnamed Daddy Warbucks to cut funding to the True Texas Project. Amarillo's not-totally-wingnut bazillionaire Alex Fairly notes that it was about this time that Tim Dunn first recruited him. Surely no coincidence. 

Maybe, per the end of the story, there was a gay threesome involving the Forever Fuckwad? Did I just make you throw up in your mouth with that scenario? Per Stickland's own language, and my sense of alliteration, that would then make him Former Fetus Future Faggot Forever Fuckwad. If only this could be true. (I can throw Fuentes in for a foursome if you want.)

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