Here's the second in a series of Sarah Palin emails the crack Gadfly staff has uncovered:
Dear Department of Wildlife staffers:
Staff are hereby forbidden to use the phrase "aerial wolf shooting" or anything similar. I know that is what you do, but those socialist environmentalists are threatening to interrupt tourism there.
"Wildlife carrying capacity enhancement" is very good and has a nice bureaucratic ring to it.
"Moose protection" certainly sounds pro-wildlife.
"Species balance engineering" has a great scientific sound.
Please use one of these for our great state program of "un-American communistic predator control."
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