#SarahPalin email diaries: Part 1

I'll be posting excerpts from Sarah Palin's emails here as the crack Gadfly staff gets a chance to read through them.

Here's the first one.

Dear First Dude:

I'd love to fire that pesky lieutenant governor and name you as the replacement, complete with a government-issued First Snowmobile.

Unfortunately, as President Nixon once said about, you know, something or another, "It would be wrong."

I will make you my unofficial Super-Chief of Staff, though. And get you a snuggly snowman suit.