Taking the Wide Stance on the witness stand

Sen. Larry Craig has raised his right hand, placed his left hand on a bathroom stall roll of toilet paper, and made oral arguments (insert all the jokes or other items you want) and argued on appeal against his Minneapolis airport stall guilty plea last year.

You can also insert the “you haven’t got a leg to stand on” line, wonder about Craig’s legal “stall tactics” and more.

Will his case remain in the crapper? Only the Minnesota Court of Appeals can tell.

Picture this bit of dialogue:

Craig: No shit, officer, I’m Sen. Larry Craig.

Officer: No shit? Well, I don’t care who you are, I can tell you don’t give a crap about why you’re here.

And yes, if you have more bad puns about toilet humor, let me have them!

Don’t worry about a post-Senate career, either, Larry. Apparently, per an e-mail I got, there’s a big market for for gay real estate agents.