Clemens subpoenas Congress

Oh, this is going to be good for plenty a punch line and more.

Roger Clemens, the clown price of white steroid users, has subpoeanaed the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee over alleged stonewalling of documents.

There's irony here 15 ways from Sunday.

We have:

• Roger the Dodger pretending to have the law-abiding high ground;
• The committee claiming that it couldn't turn over the requested documents because of legislative vs. judicial branch separation of powers;
• A guarantee of this itself going before a judge, with yet more posturing by both sides.

Hell, Andy Pettitte could unretire and re-retire from the Yankees half a dozen times before this plays out.