Who killed Cock Robin? (COVID version)

Who killed Cock Robin?

I, said the wingnut.

With coughing mouth,

And sneezing nose,

Without a mask,

Or a jab,

I killed Cock Robin.

Who killed Cock Robin?

I, said the gov'ner.

I, DeSatan, and

I, Strangeabbott.

I told the wingnut

Not to worry

Except about "freedom,"

And if Cock Robin died,

Even as a fledgling

In birding school,

He was in the arms of Jeebus.

#PrayersForCockRobin.

Who killed Cock Robin?

I, said judgey-wudgey

I told the gov'ner

He was right on freedom

And that everyone

Who tried to protect 

Poor Cock Robin

Was not allowed

To do so.

Who will bury Cock Robin?

I, said the gov'ner

Named Strangeabbott.

Was he in his eggshell?

He is then fetal tissue,

And shall be buried

With full honors.

Who will bury Cock Robin?

I, said the gov'ner

Named DeSatan.

Was he old and white?

At Birdville Retirement?

He shall be buried

With full honors.