December 21, 2015

Huckleberry J. Butchmeup leaves Prez race

Goodbye, Huckleberry. (Screen capture from CNN debate)
Never exploring possible support by the Log Cabin Republicans, which would require him to confirm that certain long-standing innuendo might be true, Lindsay Graham is the latest AAA-level clown to leave the GOP's major league clown car.

Per my poll at top left, that means Mike Huckabee, Rick Santorum, Carly Fiorina, and the real What D. Fuck of vanity candidates, George Pataki, still haven't seen the light, for whatever reasons.

I think both of the first two are dumb enough to hold on to Iowa and hope they get more than 2 percent of the evangelical Religious Right vote. Fiorina still thinks she'd be as good a president as she was a Hewlett-Packard CEO. Pataki is just in love with himself.

I mean, seriously.

Anybody at the kiddie table (or who should be, Carly, Rand Paul) and who is either dumber, or more vain, or both, than soon-to-be-former Louisiana gov. Jenga, for doorknob's sake, is either one stupid mofo, or one egotistical one.

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