Who's more fake: #RogerClemens or his wife

Who's more fake?

Accused steroid-using pitcher Roger Clemens may be facing an interesting perjury trial. Yahoo reports that Judge Reggie Walton has "a flair for the dramatic."

Well, really, Walton, who chastised the government over lies about Dr. Steven Hatfill in the post-9/11 anthrax scare, has a flair for being no-nonsense.

Rusty Hardin and Clemens had best not screw around. Ditto Congress; it had better make sure everything Clemens/Hardin submitted in advance of testimony to Congress gets handed over in discovery.

Meanwhile, the header of this post?

Looking at Rog and his wife, Debbie, leaving the court, it's clear that she, too, is no stranger to modern "medicine," plastic variety.