Why Bill really wants Hillary to run for president

Picture this conversation in the White House, early February 2009 —

Bill: “If you’re comfortable, Hillary, I was going to take an extended vacation soon.”

Hillary: “Where are you going?”

Bill: “I was thinking about Thailand. I have a 15-year-old friend there.”

Hillary: “Whaaaattttt?”

Bill: “Did I say Thailand? I meant Tibet! And a friend I’ve known for 15 years! The Dalai Lama.”