February 28, 2013

Bye, bye, Benedict!

A fond farewell to Pope Benedict XVI, aka Ratzi the Nazi, while awaiting what candidate to replace him the Vatican Bank can buy and the College of Cardinals can coerce.

To the tune of Bye, Bye Blackbird ...

Bye Bye Bennie
Pack up all my care and woe,
Here I go,
Singing low,
Bye bye Bennie,
Where John Paul waits for me,
Sugar's sweet, so is he,
Bye bye
Ben - e - dict!

No one here can love or understand me,
Oh, what hard luck stories they all hand me,
Make my bed and light the light,
I'll be home late tonight,
Bennie, bye bye.



Ignoring all the kids in woe,
Let them go,
Groping low,
Bye bye Bennie,
Altar boy waits for for me,
Sugar's sweet, so is he,
Bye bye
Ben - e - dict!
  


Banksters all defraud or disinvest me,
Cardinal hats all detest me,
Make my bed and light the light,
I'll be home late tonight,
Bennie, bye bye.


After lying high I'll now lay low,
But won't go,
Hiding low,
Bye bye Bennie,
Stuck inside the Vatican,
Post-papal in the can,
Bye bye
Ben - e - dict!
 

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