SocraticGadfly: Call me callous, but ...

January 26, 2005

Call me callous, but ...

If you’re going to kill yourself, do it right, dammit.

If you really believe nobody else cares about you, then:

1. Don’t just paralyze yourself, make yourself comatose, or otherwise leave yourself alive, but a burden on people who supposedly “don’t care about you.”

2. Don’t involve other people, whether to get a posthumous version of the “15 minutes of fame” you may believe you’re due, or whatever. Kill just yourself. And above all, do not be like the would-be L.A. commuter rail would-be suicide and back out while still killing others.

In my city, we had a person do something similar. She drove her car across the median of I-35E in a suicide attempt. She, too, failed in this objective, but managed to kill multiple persons in the oncoming car she hit.

I don’t believe that such cases exemplify mental illness, at least not enough to beat the rap on an insanity plea. If you’re rational enough to plan out such a suicide, rather than gulp a bottle of sleeping pills in an alcoholic haze, you’re rational enough to stand trial.

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