October 17, 2013

#UK #UMass #Memphis hoops fans: A #Calipari joke for you

What's the difference between a calamari and a (John) Calipari?

One is tasty, inoffensive and has tentacles.

The other?

Has tentacles.

(rim shot)

Hey, don't blame me! The NCAA already said that twice.

Yeah, I know, "not personally implicated."

Anyway ...

Rock. Chalk. Jayhawk!

I know, I know. The University of Calipari is No. 1 in preseason polling, but, let's see.

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