What's the difference between a calamari and a (John) Calipari?
One is tasty, inoffensive and has tentacles.
Hey, don't blame me! The NCAA already said that twice.
Yeah, I know, "not personally implicated."
Rock. Chalk. Jayhawk!
I know, I know. The University of Calipari is No. 1 in preseason polling, but, let's see.