New Year's resolution from the Prez

Preznit Kumbaya says: "More bipartisanship."

Dude, Speaker Permatan John Boehner can't even spell the word. Mitch McConnell certainly can't.

And, bipartisanship in the last few months? Yeah, it got us the New START treaty, and an on-paper start to the end of of DADT. It also got us the first non-electrifying touch of Social Security's third rail, a deficit increase through extending tax cuts for the rich, and other illiberal financial positions.

My new year's resolutions for President Hopey Dopey?

Balls, two. A user instruction manual to go with.

And, the scarecrow's brain to develop some principles over which to use them.