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July 04, 2009

The REAL real reason for Palin’s resignation

Maybe she isn’t allegedly on the take from a contractor. Then why?

I have some alternative possibilities:

1. She’s lesbian
2. Todd is gay
3. She’s lesbian AND Todd is gay
4. She’s not just pregnant, she’s knocked up — by Levi Johnston
5. She’s lesbian AND Dr. Cathy Baldwin-Johnson is her lover
6. She’s knocked up by the state’s top Democrat, Mark Begich
7. She’s knocked up by Uncle Fester himself, Dick Cheney
8. She’s lesbian and her lover is Audrey from the Palin’s Deception blog, and the two, through joint egg donation fusion, are actually Trigg’s parents

Submit your own. If we get more than 10, I can cull the best and mail it to Letterman.

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