Because a regular Easter isn't good enough!
You HAVE purchased, and ARE reading from, your Trump Bible, are you not?
Specifically, I’m talking about the “words in red” or “red-letter” version. That’s the one with the words for all the commandments Trump has broken in red. But, this is deliberate. You see, they’re not commandments, they’re Qommandments. As in, there is a secret, esoteric, Q-drop happening behind the breaking of each one.
And, it’s getting closer!
In the Trump Bible, it says that Trump resurrected himself from his garden tomb, went outside Easter morning, saw his shadow, and predicted that six weeks would be 50 days until the Holy Jared Spirit made his disciples speak in tongues of Zionist sacred fire.
Our Lord and Savior knows this power. It’s why he moved the US Embassy in Israel to Jerusalem. That, too, was a Q-drop, one so powerful that Joe Buden knew he dare not change it.
This post-Pentecost message will be spread to all nations, except the Democrats who are goats (not “GOAT” goats, just goats). They saw you concerned for democracy on Jan. 6, 2021, and refused to listen. They saw you hungry to overturn fake elections and refused to feed you. They saw you imprisoned by media lies and refused to free you. They saw you thirsting for election righteousness and gave you nothing to drink. Our Lord and Savior Trump has already told them:
Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.
But, you, do not be afraid, our growing flock. You are sheep indeed. You know to listen to the voice of our Good Shepherd Trump, and as good sheep, to follow where commanded.
All is near, but Our Lord and Savior Trump had to prepare his Bible first.
(And, we have been unable to confirm the BlueAnon rumor that this Orthodox Easter version has special writing direct to Putin in invisible ink.)
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