Through the power of a mix of Wikileaks and a still-craptacularly-unsecured Democratic National Committee data server, I've been able to uncover just who Hillary Clinton will have in her Cabinet.
Chief of staff: Huma Abedin
Secretary of State: Henry Kissinger's cloned stem cells
Secretary of Treasury: Lloyd Blankfein (actually, sad real rumor has Larry Fink of Black Rock, a man on record as wanting to privatize Social Security)
Chairman of Council of Economic Advisors: Paul Krugman, a man who started in government in Reagan's CEA, in case you didn't know
Secretary of Defense: Peter Daou
National Security Adviser: Bibi Netanyahu
Secretary of Education: Deray McKesson
"Drug czar": Mark Kleiman, who only wants drugs legal if he can neoliberally protect the poor from themselves
New Cabinet position, with multiple heads
Secretary of Neoliberal Identity Politics: Cory Booker
Clinton Youth (think 1933): Julian Castro; or was that Raul Castro?
A few other non-Cabinet rank, but important positions?
Communications director/press secretary: David Brock
Leader of faith-based programs: Bill Clinton (think about the laying on of hands)
This will be updated in the future.
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Lawd I wish I could laugh about it.
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