Auburn head football coach Gene Chizik says God is why Auburn beat Oregon last night and won the BCS national title.
Ergo, God must hate Oregon.
Must be all the gay, hippie liberal types on the Left Coast, as opposed to the Solid South.
Did God love Cam Newton so much that he prevented Mississippi State from giving Cam's dad $200K or whatever? Or, did he love Auburn so much that he's hidden a similar Auburn deal from the light of day?
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