PETA is really weird with this one

The animal rights crusader group says (straight-faced, apparently) that Ben and Jerry’s should use human breast milk in its ice cream to lessen cruelty to cows.

So, is PETA spokeswoman Pamela Anderson volunteering? Wait… that would be cruelty to silicone.

On the other hand, PETA has an example to cite:

“PETA’s request comes in the wake of news reports that a Swiss restaurant owner will begin purchasing breast milk from nursing mothers and substituting breast milk for 75 percent of the cow’s milk in the food he serves,” the statement says.

MILF-thaler instead of Emmenthaler, anybody?