July 04, 2012

MIT discovers Romney particle

MIT physicists announced they have discovered the Romney particle, so vague and nebulous it occupies many locations in a dark matter of political positions.
 
Tea Partiers report they have evidence of the Obama boson, and that it wasn't born in this universe.
 
Obviously, I am riffing on CERN's announcment about what appears to be the discovery of the Higgs boson, the so-called "God particle." And, if every particle has an antiparticle, when do we discover the "Devil particle"?
 
Speaking of, if you're knowledge about basic physics but want to cut through the hype, read John Horgan.

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