SocraticGadfly: Dear Gizmodo: Don't return the Apple iPhone

April 20, 2010

Dear Gizmodo: Don't return the Apple iPhone

Make Steve Jobs sweat for a while before you give this baby back.

Ask how much he'll pay.

Threaten to mail it to either Google or Microsoft.

Post it for auction on eBay or sale on Craigslist.

Sell it to Verizon or some other non-AT&T phone company.

Or, rather than money, put on the engineering thinking cap.

Reverse-engineer it so that every icon is either Google or Microsoft. Or put a bug in it to snoop on advance details of future top-secret tech news in advance of Apple rollouts.

In short, do what you can to make Steve Jobs crap his pants.

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